Dear Canada
DearCanada,
We'resoverysorry.
74,327,659Americans
We love your maple syrup.
We love that you have a whole province that speaks French.
We love that you help us build North American made cars and trucks.
We love that you have national healthcare (even if it isn't perfect).
We love your national parks like Banff, Jasper, Fundy, and Kootenay.
We love that people in Churchill leave their car doors unlocked in case of a polar bear emergency.
We love your big cities like Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Winnipeg, Calgary, Ottawa, and Edmonton.
We love all the great hockey players you've loaned us.
Raffe Knox can't wait to visit!
(and maybe come live with you all if that's okay)
